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【2:1】Da Week CraKKKers Disappeared - A Parable
- 1 Nome：Nameless@World：2026/08/13(木) 19:50:57.50 ID:9dNjjcSo
- "Niggas of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your chains!". Me once heard of a genie by the name of Alladin (nahh, not da one frum da Disney movie), who axed a nigga and the nigga axed him: "mannn i wish deez craKKKers would just disappear, just saying". N', like, so the genie did do dat. But bruh, shi... Let me tell you 'bout a complicated niggalife. Ya know the rap game, the fame, and all dat. Niggas know the rap labels', n' da fashon brans Coochie, Louivee, Ver-say-zee dominated with hwites and that the hwites kept us down and shi. But damn nigga damn, Hitler, that nigga, Kanye was for real kinda right 'bout him not gonna lie and he wuz kinda rite bout us Negros. Look, nigga, we not slaves to the hwite man anymore the negros got up and unshackled themselves but dis shi? Tell you, Apple? The next day there were no hwites that shi turned into the Niggaphone, Microsoft turn into "Big" "Hard" like shi computers were alrady made for the hwite men with they tricknology for real but you STILL have to get down to suck on a bigga nigga penis now that white people aint here no mo'...
The day after the nigga lets call him Kobe ya know to honor our best niggas out dayer. OJ, my man, we hear ya and we saw it on the TV. The glove? ain't fit. Kobe axed the genie, diddy work?, and the genie sayed "shiiiiiiiiiiiiii", dis nigga, Kobe swears to god, wuz white as shit but when he turned his back, nigga wuz blacker than the asphalt, blacka than licorice but that don't matter fo' the employment anymo' we all had that shi covered by welfare except the niggas who were homeless and shi. Watermelons suddenly skyrocketed in price, KFC wuz da biggest fast food franchise in all of America. And basketball wuz da biggest sport. And all the universities turned into community colleges, they wuz sittin in the hood, shi everywhere wuz hood, n' dey could teach "African American Studies" all they wunted and dat? I heard wuz the biggest course in Harvard Community College. Da televisions sayed a lightskin but nigga newscaster sayed "Da latest poll declared that everyone felt much safer now".
But now that there wuz no more hwite ppl Kobe realized der wuz no ppl to listen to our culture music and world music n' so many of us went broke. Not even sayin' dat there wuz no music anymore to sample from and that wuz dat.There wuz a thought that niggas united could make America greater than it ever been but all it did wuz make all states poll solid blue for da presidenshul election. N' no nigga called for ID discrimantion. Black niggas tried gettin' into jazz, rock, pop, n' all other sortz of hwite music. But it wuzn't as cool n' there was still nun to sample from. The NYSE even wuz paired to da Black-owned "Nigga, Work" Index, they jews called penny stock. I dun know what dat mean but shi. Niggas they dun recycle and throw trash on the ground so the streets was filled with trash even in NE, NW Philly so when you went to walk down the streets shi wuz full of lidder.
As Kobe walkd thru next to da Philly Zoo he js wanned to enter it and see, shi wuz his favrite as a small nigga kid for real y'know. N' wut Kobe saw wuz dis: Lions starving to the bone for real, monkeys and apes and half of the other animals escaped from the zoo. Kobe tryed to search for the employees but nuffin... He went up to the information booth and all there wuz wuz a sign dat read n' he read "Permanently closed due to AIDS".
Cuz he wuz now ina bad mood, he thought to go up to Pennsylvania Community College/Baptist Methodist Church, cuz he wanned to hear from da smart niggas and colored preachers.
"If it wuzn't for colonization and the hwite man, we wouldn't have apartmentheid", Educated Blackman, the teacher, sayed, "we woulda spacerocketed up to the moon and discovered robots in the fifdeend centry". Da teecher den showd a clay model of an African castle "Dis african castle wuz destroyed by the hwites". There wuz no way to show the image because there ain't wuz no electricity to be heard off. Student niggas wuz just already used to the sound of gunshots every day and niggas killing eachudder with they Smith & Wessons, matter of fact, din even pass thru they ears. Da classrooms was hot bc it was bathed by the sunlight cuz in there wuz no lite at all bc no electric company as it went broke like your average nigga dad and nigga mom and nigga family. "Dis Niggamerica ain't developed a bitch!", Kobe thought.
And as he left the class, Kobe axed himself "Shi, dis izzunt wut I wuz expecting for real.. I fought I dindu nuffin bad! Shi, Yakub, please bring da hwites back!". N' Yakub did do lissun to his prayers n' he did do bring the hwite population back, but he came in a cloud cuz he had a message to Kobe n' dis wuz it:
"For false messiahs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and wonders to deceive, if possible, even the elect."
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